What? Was It Something I Said?

So yesterday I posted a comment a "touch" off-color on Twitter:

@jlsp30 you should have said "Nope, this is Pizza Hut. Would you like to try our new stuffed dumbass Pizza?"

This morning when I checked my email, six people had stopped following. Three of them were people I don't even know, but the fact that three people I know stopped following me was disconcerting.

But the more I think about it, the more I don't care. If people are going to be upset about me saying dumbass, fuck them. Bunch of dumbasses...

I Know I've Been Gone For a While

So let this make up for my severe negligence:

It's going to be a very busy day.

struck with a strong and sudden urge for the Smiths.

asked boss if he wanted more "jazz hands" in a doc. he wrote back "what is a jazz hand?" I responded with a LOLCat: http://bit.ly/djp24

Oh man my head is full of clouds and cobwebs. I can't shake myself awake.

Son enters while wife says to me: "You are such a smart ass...lec" When son leaves, me: "Classy hon. 'Smart-ass-lick.' Well done."